phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.
About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the
house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we
aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors
were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving
around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs,
towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male
voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and
smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he
promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

lel

cryhaver:

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

not everyone can move on !!!

not everyone likes change !!!

not everyone wants the same as you !!!

aloebread:

im watching this at 1am and crying . for real

northstaarrr:

pumbloom-initiative:

nakedmonkey:

dazed-and-misused:

all in under five minutes wtf

never forget

i feel like this is the type of manic tumblr is on a day to day basis

that time the notes disappeared 

eggmayonaise:

I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

vampydefenderoftherealm:

SO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS IMPORTANT

But I just found an online resource for learning Inuktitut, which includes different dialects in the language! I’m so happy because look at this. It’s beautiful.

So if anyone is interested in learning more about Inuktitut, a wonderful language native to Northern Canada and Alaska, check out TUSAALANGA, because it’s amazing and wonderful and not only provides audio clips of pronunciation but in-depth explanation of sentence structure! 

Help support this and the keeping of the Inuit language and culture!

beeishappy:

sandandglass:

John Oliver’s salmon cannon.

I C O N I C

surprisebitch:

my milkshake brings the dogs to the yard

human:

beurselfhavefun:

tibets:

sscheibe:

I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip

what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek

telemundo is amazing

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today