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breaking up tip

death-metal-babe:

don’t use clichés like “it’s not you, it’s me” “maybe we can still be friends” etc but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines. “you’ve been chopped” “please pack your knives and go”

Posted on Thursday October 6th, 2016 at 1:13 AM with 116,918 notes.
Reblogged from trust, Originally from your-next-ex-girlfriend.
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